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Bert Got Cussed Out At The Gym Just For Being Friendly?!

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🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Bert was just being friendly at the gym! So why'd he get cussed out?! He'll explain what went down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's the virtue.

0:02.9

So two humiliating things kind of happened to me at the gym again this weekend and I have

0:07.8

realized that it is time for me to evolve into a person that understands that the gym

0:14.3

is not a place where you communicate with anybody.

0:19.0

It is a solo enterprise now when you enter a gym and do not enter anybody's universe.

0:28.3

I told you guys last week that I think the concept of working in is pretty much dead

0:34.0

now.

0:35.0

There was a day when you went to the gym.

0:37.4

If somebody was on a piece of equipment and you wanted to use the same equipment, they

0:42.2

were on it.

0:43.2

It was a really busy morning or afternoon.

0:45.4

They would do their set, right?

0:47.2

And then while they're relaxing, the 30 seconds are taking to chill, you would ask if you

0:53.2

could work in and then you guys would go back and forth, right?

0:57.2

Once the DMs I got over the weekend said, yeah, that's not a thing anymore.

1:01.6

So whereas you would do 15 reps and then take a break in between your set, somebody else

1:07.3

could pop in and use a machine.

1:08.9

But now once you're on that machine, the machine is yours.

1:11.3

And if you asked to work in, you're basically going to get the finger.

1:14.4

What are you trying to do, pops?

1:15.4

I didn't realize the nerve I struck on Friday talking about this and everybody dumping

1:20.6

on people on the gym and my DMs.

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