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Bert Gives Us An Update After An Important Doctor’s Appointment

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

He was really nervous about his neurologist appointment yesterday! How did it go? Bert will tell us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:07.0

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0:13.0

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0:17.8

cocktail?

0:18.8

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0:23.4

To the class of 2023, the body shop would like to share this advice for living more

0:32.5

resiliently, be kind to yourself, know that the knockbacks and setbacks will ultimately

0:38.4

help you thrive. Change your mind, loudly and often.

0:44.2

Breathe. Your kitchen is your disco, hit that dance floor whenever you can, help your skin

0:50.8

thrive with the idol of ice skin co-range from the body shop, popping to store or shop

0:55.6

online.

0:56.6

Get it, the bird shop. I don't want to sound cocky or anything, but one of the keys to

1:01.0

my longevity in this industry is knowing exactly what our listeners want to hear at the

1:05.5

right time. And I know that it's 6.30 or quarter to seven on a Friday morning, people

1:11.7

want to talk about praying and God.

1:13.4

Okay.

1:14.4

Alright. That's what you tune into the bird shop for. So I got a question for you guys, and

1:19.7

I'm always a little bit confused on exactly how to pray. And I had one of these instances

1:25.0

yesterday, as I pulled up to the neurologist's office, I told you guys yesterday that I've

1:29.2

had this cloud in my eye, this smudge. I can see through it, but it is certainly affecting

1:34.9

my ability to see out of my right eye. So I can see through it, but it's just really,

1:39.1

it's like having a smudge on your sunglasses. And it hasn't gone away. It's been there

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