You're on The Birch Show. As I'm looking down at the schedule right now and I just now realize what Mikey's going to talk about, I have no defense. I have absolutely, I didn't even realize this until I saw the words. I have no defense. I was cackling watching the schedule yesterday. I was like, I can't believe that this is an actual story that Mikey pitched. I love that he pitched it.

And you better believe the moment I saw it is going on the schedule.

I love that you pitched it. I can't believe it's a reality. It's legit. And it's accurate. And I apologize even before you tell everybody. Go ahead, Mikey. What are you here to express? Well, I wasn't planning on coming out of the gates confrontational here because I thought maybe it's possible.

There's some kind of strategic move he's doing. But as it turns out, I'm the only person on the Burt Show staff that Burt forgot to tell that the show is ended.

I am so sorry.

I mean,

I systematically,

I mean,

had meetings with each and every one of the Bert show members,

individually,

sometimes as a group also.

And I,

I didn't.

I didn't call you.

Trust me,

I was waiting for the call.

I'm still waiting for the call, actually.

Would you like to tell him now, Bert?

What's happening?

It turns out that while you'll still be at the station after October 24th, none of us will.

Oh, okay. I guess that would have been helpful to know a couple weeks ago.

So sincerely, Mikey, did you find out Bert was retiring the day he made the announcement on air?

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