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Hey, the Bert Show.

For some ungodly reason, Bert wants to experience morning carpal with four rambunctious little boys.

The fact that he is having FOMO about arguably one of the worst parts of some people's day is mind-blowing to me.

Now, so I originally had him arriving at 715 and then I realized, no, they need to leave at 715.

So after we went to that last commercial, I'm like, Bert, you got to get out of here.

And he is currently in his car driving to my house.

So the morning routine for our neighborhood, because there's three houses in a row.

They all have little boys that go to the same elementary school.

So Jimmy's in pre-K, T-Bones in kindergarten, and Luca and Rhett are in second grade.

And it's really cool because the neighbors have

alternated, right? There's a rotation, a carpool

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