Bert Experienced A Major Turning Point With Someone In His House!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 4 February 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet, Dad? |
| 0:03.0 | Uh, nearly. |
| 0:05.0 | Dad, are we there yet? |
| 0:08.0 | Soon. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we there yet? |
| 0:13.0 | Literally around the corner. |
| 0:16.0 | Dad! |
| 0:18.0 | I know, I know. Are we there yet? |
| 0:21.5 | No. |
| 0:23.6 | Are we lost, Dad? |
| 0:25.3 | Yeah, yeah, I think so. |
| 0:28.0 | Should have gone to Spec Savers. |
| 0:29.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:33.4 | The Bert Show. There is no more surprising time in my life than when I get a question right on Jeopardy. |
| 0:40.6 | That's not pop culture. |
| 0:42.2 | Burt, Kristen, Mo, and Abby on the Bert Show. |
| 0:45.2 | I would say it's one of the top five rewarding things that I have done in my life is watching this adopted dog that I have turned to a completely different dog like each and every month, right? |
| 0:56.4 | I've told you guys before that I adopted this dog a while back, English Bulldog, lived on a farm, and came to me secondhand because, you know, she was really kind of just around to be making litters. |
| 1:07.2 | And then the people on the farm weren't making any money on her. |
| 1:10.6 | They're like, all right, peace out. And then she fell into my hands. But when she got to me, |
| 1:15.3 | she was so scared of everything that I would put her outside. You guys remember that she would run |
| 1:20.3 | right into my bushes and she would stay there all day long. She would never come out, wouldn't |
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