Bert Caught His Friend In A Lie And It’s Driving Him Crazy!

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🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Should Bert be offended? His friend accidentally let it slip that he bought a car for 12k less than what their salesman buddy sold him the same car for! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get up and add it.
0:01.3	That's my mother used to say.
0:03.5	Get moving.
0:05.1	Get your skate song.
0:07.0	Did you hear Don and the race run?
0:09.8	Get behind the wheel.
0:12.4	Get picking up.
0:14.8	And dropping off.
0:17.0	Get busy.
0:18.0	Like the next left.
0:19.5	Get deliveries done.
0:21.4	And get home to see Mom.
0:24.2	Whatever the mission,
0:25.5	Enterprise Rintercar helps over 100,000 every day.
0:30.4	The virtue.
0:31.5	I am so tired of my own BS.
0:35.5	And that is pretty much what I am learning in therapy right now.
0:38.3	Okay.
0:40.5	I will avoid conflict at all costs because I don't want to be perceived as an
0:48.5	a whole by anybody, people plazing in its classic form, right?
0:52.5	And I am putting my foot down.
0:54.4	I'm putting my foot down.
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