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The Bert Show

Bert and Kristin REUNITE to Spill the Details on Bert's Wedding

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

The Bert Show is back! Bert, Kristin, Cassie, and Amanda (Bert's new wife) reunite for a special episode recapping all the sweetest and most unforgettable moments from Bert's wedding. Don't miss the newlyweds' podcast appearance together!

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Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello, over there. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, Kristen. I can hear you. I just can't see you. Obviously, I'm the one that went to the gym and didn't take a shower. Well, Amanda's pits have been really, really bad all day. Yeah. They don't look bad. Oh, no. Damn. Okay. So here we are. Are we doing this thing now?

2:02.9

Yeah. Or have we been doing this thing? This is usually how Bert Show podcasts and show starts right here.

2:07.9

It's just like we just start talking. So I guess this was Amanda's idea to talk about the wedding?

2:11.7

It was. So the reason that I decided to suggest it is I had asked everyone to limit their posting and just be conscious of what

2:20.9

they put online throughout the weekend and of the weekend. So I figured a good compromise would be,

2:26.8

you know, the business side of it. Why not do a little, little update? Okay. All right. And everybody

2:31.6

followed the assignment. Min minus one person. Yeah.

2:34.8

Garrett. I got chewed out for it also. Uh, no. Yeah. I was posting things and you're like,

2:41.6

I did not approve that picture. Oh, well. Well, Garrett actually posted a wedding photo and of all people too because he definitely knows social protocol and Garrett is Amanda's best friend and also a photographer that was actually, was he trained by you? He was. He was trained by you also. And they're great friends and he's the funniest guy you'll ever meet in your life. But he's the only guy really that didn't follow the assignment. Really quick, one of my favorite stories, but I don't know if I shared with both of you, I think I did, but we were really drunk at the reception, so it's probably, you know, telling you twice. Were people drinking? Yeah, just a little bit. Yeah. I wish we could have lined up every bottle of tequila that you guys took throughout the wedding weekend, but after you guys got married and we're on the beach and we're standing there and people are

3:27.9

taken forward. little tequila that you guys took throughout the wedding weekend. But after you guys got married

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