Bert Almost DIED Yesterday!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 26 April 2024
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:17.0 | O'Lala, the finest fragrance with lavender and a touch of mint combines with an amber scent. Barfei. |
| 0:18.0 | Oye, you're moving mad! |
| 0:20.0 | It's Lynx Blue Lavender from the new Link's fine fragrance collection. |
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| 0:49.8 | Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest. |
| 0:52.3 | This is a high-risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong. |
| 0:57.0 | You're on The Virtio. |
| 0:59.0 | I almost died yesterday. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah, that's not an embellishment. I'm not being dramatic. I know in |
| 1:05.4 | radio we like to embellish sometimes to make a better story but this one's |
| 1:08.6 | straight up man I almost died yesterday. Oh it's a long day so So it was a weird day. This has been a weird week and I don't know if it's the full moon, but this has been a weird sequence for me. Just weird things happening. And I had to remind myself last night that I do feel |
| 1:23.8 | God he using this cliche very blessed in that 98% of America probably wish that |
| 1:30.9 | they had my bad day yesterday. |
| 1:32.8 | You know, oh, oh my God, I almost died on an e bike. |
| 1:36.8 | I mean, most people would be like, oh, come on, dude. |
| 1:40.6 | So yeah, but I did, yeah. |
| 1:42.4 | So let me say what happened. It all started in here. I do think there's some karma involved here Kristen |
| 1:46.3 | It seems it seems odd so you a good friend of yours got you a gift she said it was a gag gift but it was a |
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