Bert Addresses One Of His Top Vacation Complaints

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🗓️ 12 July 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Bert's oldest son, Hayden, isn't a fan of traveling with the family. Because of this, Bert no longer forces him to go on family vacations. He understands that he and his son have different values, but some listeners have been chewing Bert out over this. So today, he's addressing their comments. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Huh?
0:01.0	Spurt ya.
0:02.0	Alright, so all I wanted to do is go on vacation.
0:03.8	That's it.
0:04.8	I'm just having a family vacation, right?
0:06.8	Those are gold bars to you.
0:08.3	They are gold bars, man.
0:09.4	There's, sincerely, there's nothing more important and nothing I enjoy doing more than
0:14.8	traveling and traveling with my family, man.
0:17.6	These are gold bars as Kristen says to me like, and I don't consider myself an extravagant
0:24.0	expender on anything.
0:25.4	In fact, I'm fairly cheap about most things.
0:28.0	Yeah, no, I'm looking at your outfit today.
0:29.5	Yeah, yeah.
0:30.5	Yeah, yeah.
0:31.5	Yeah, I'm kind of proud of it.
0:32.5	I'm kind of proud of it.
0:33.5	It's been, never do you.
0:34.5	I mean, we're talking under 25 bucks today.
0:37.5	Yeah, I don't care.
0:38.5	I always care.
0:39.5	I feel good to tell the man it.
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