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The Bert Show

Bert Accidentally Tipped A Server HOW Much Money?!

The Bert Show

Pionaire Podcasting

Comedy, Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News

4.34.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2023

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Bert accidentally spent HOW much tipping a waiter? + The YOUTHS! Why do they talk like that? NVM. Tommy has some abbreviations only the young can decipher...can you break the code? 📲 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. I quick wordy mind or two nights is the night that our

0:05.8

Burt's Big Adventure kiddo Jacks will be playing with Chris Colley and his wife on stage

0:12.0

at Avalon. That is exciting. This gonna be an awesome night. If you remember Jacks he's

0:16.0

like like he just loves hammering out on the drums right. So Chris and Sandra found

0:21.8

out about it and they said dude you want to be a rock star we'll make your rock star.

0:25.5

So they're gonna be at Avalon tonight doing their thing. So if you're in the area in

0:29.6

Alpharetta please go by see Chris see Sandra thank them and then go watch that rock star

0:36.2

catch. Let's do it. Okay. He I can guarantee he's gonna put on a show. That's solo Michael

0:42.4

on for 90 minutes. People are gonna be leaving. I speaking of Avalon I got to tell you guys

0:48.9

about a bone hit thing I did the other night. It was two nights ago. So I had a business

0:55.9

dinner and everybody decided to go to Rumi's up in Avalon as we're talking about Avalon

1:00.5

right. So I go up there and there's I think eight of us at the table. Did you show up

1:04.4

two days late again like you did for your house. This one I was on time I was actually early

1:08.2

four. Okay. We have a business partner and we all wanted to celebrate the partnership.

1:13.6

So we're all like you know what let's all get together and cheers a little bit and have

1:17.5

some dinner so we end up over at Rumi's at Avalon. Great food great experience. People

1:22.9

couldn't have been any nicer right. Check comes and it comes to me because you know it's

1:28.8

my business and I'm paying for everybody that's Avalon no problem. Check comes I give my

1:34.5

usual 20% right. I actually was a little more than 20% or 22%. Quick question. Do you

1:42.6

not look at the check when you pay. Do you just like put your card in. No. I do the

1:47.9

math on it. Okay. I usually round up. No no no I'm saying like do you actually look

1:52.1

and scan the receipt before you put your like card any you pay. Do I scan the receipt

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