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Triple B.

So in this week's episode, I go to Kroger to pick up a couple of things, right? And as you walk into Kroger,

there are all these beautiful flowers there. Croger's got some of the best flowers. Hey, man,

I just got engaged. I love this woman. I see flowers. I see happiness. I see get Amanda flowers.

So I'm not even paying attention because I'm kind of like walking past the flowers to get the stuff that I'm really there for. And I just grab them. So I'm not even paying attention because I'm kind of like walking past the flowers

to get the stuff that I'm really there for. And I just grab them and I put them in the basket,

right? And I get my stuff and I come on home and I lay the flowers out on the counter and I am

taking a shower. I get out of the shower. And Amanda is at me and she's like you think I'm going to die?

And I'm like, what are you talking about? She's like the flowers. Now I start to get offended

because I think that she's saying that like maybe the flowers that I picked out are normally

for a funeral rather than those out of that show love. Yeah. So I'm starting to think in my head, my knee jerk reaction is entitled little thing. Like I, I picked these flowers out. I was thinking of you. I love you. I picked these flowers out and I bring them home. And all you're going to do is laugh about the arrangement that I bring in. I start to get like upset about it. So I say to her, if you don't like them,

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