Berner Phone #75: Craziest Things You Did For Money

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Will people really do anything for money? We're finding out this week as the dialers share the wildest things they've done for money.

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0:00.0	Hey there, Ryan Reynolds here.
0:01.4	It's a new year, and you know what that means.
0:03.8	No, not the diet.
0:05.1	Resolutions.
0:06.3	A way for us all to try and do a little bit better than we did last year.
0:09.3	And my resolution, unlike big wireless, is to not be a raging a-a-h-ha-hares and raise the price of wireless on you every chance I get.
0:16.7	Give it a try at mintmobile.com slash switch.
0:20.0	$45 up-front payment required equivalent to $15 per month.
0:23.3	New customers on first three-month plan only.
0:25.3	Taxes and fees extra.
0:26.4	Speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited.
0:28.5	See mintmobile.com for details.
0:32.2	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
0:33.7	And Des Bishop.
0:34.8	Thanks for calling the burner phone.
0:36.6	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:38.6	we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello, my little dialers. I am in Irvine, California
0:49.2	for shows this weekend, and Des is eight hours away. Eight hours ahead ahead it is a quarter to 12 p.m.
1:00.9	Dublin I've just driven back from a great show in Kilkenny and well we've been through hell here
1:10.4	in Ireland over 24 hours.
1:12.7	So this has been a hectic return to Ireland.
1:15.3	Well, let's not compete with Los Angeles.
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