Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good
Berner Phone
Hannah Berner and Des Bishop
4.4 • 5.6K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Things don't always work out the way we planned but often it turns out for the best. Whether it's crazy ex boyfriends or crushed dreams of winning Wimbledon, life has a way of working out.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. |
| 0:04.8 | Thanks for calling the Burner phone. |
| 0:06.7 | If you leave a message after the tone, |
| 0:08.7 | we may have to make it into a podcast. ... Hi little dialers. |
| 0:15.0 | You know who it is you |
| 0:19.0 | it's your girl H-B-N. |
| 0:21.0 | Des. |
| 0:22.0 | Sultry. I was distracted by your sultry voice |
| 0:26.4 | no he's we're both a bit horse actually |
| 0:29.3 | from literally just having friends yeah we entertaining all weekend on |
| 0:33.0 | West Hampton. We never have friends and this weekend we had so we always |
| 0:36.6 | have friends we never have friends out. We never go out with our friends. Yes we had a |
| 0:42.4 | big 4th of July weekend and we had the Struckers over I just to tell Struckers pod look out for that we had |
| 0:50.8 | we had um haly and Dave, our day ones. |
| 0:55.0 | We threw in Jared Freed, who by the way is still out in West |
| 0:58.0 | WestEnded because this is a long weekend, right? |
| 1:01.0 | Jared Freed has a show tonight, which you're doing, this won't be out in time, so it won't matter. |
| 1:06.2 | I'm surprising the audience and I'm opening for your tonight show set. |
| 1:10.6 | So you guys, no pressure, no big deal, but this is the biggest week of my life. |
| 1:14.8 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're a burning in hell listener, it's all come down to this, really. |
| 1:20.5 | If I've ever made you laugh or giggle or made you feel better in a dark time, |
| 1:24.7 | I really just need one thing for me. |
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