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Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week.

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:04.8

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:06.7

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:08.7

we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello, my little dialers.

0:19.0

We're currently in West Hampton and Des is producing the pod today.

0:27.0

Yeah, we know Chris again. This is our second week in a row, no Chris.

0:30.0

We miss him dearly. No, no, Zoom.

0:33.1

No Zoom, it's just us out on West Hampton.

0:36.0

We're sitting across from each other.

0:37.4

Yes, making eye contact the whole time.

0:39.3

Yes, with a pocket pit sitting in between us, Abbey's back on the pod, and what I would consider to be a very strong, almost

0:50.2

gale forths northeasterly breeze whipping against the house in case you hear that.

0:55.0

You become a weatherman real quick.

0:57.0

I knew you would be triggered if I said a northeasterly, that's why I said it.

1:01.0

I actually had no idea what any of those words just meant but if you hear any

1:04.1

licking that's just Abby licking her butt she's very cute though she's very

1:09.8

into this conversation we're partying this this episode this is a party episode

1:14.0

this is a party episode yeah how did this come up again I feel I think someone

1:17.7

you said it I can remember exactly where we were driving when you said it we were

1:20.8

we were on the old Riverhead road heading up towards the light of

1:23.2

Montau Island.

1:24.2

Honestly I get influenced by a lot of d.m. people will send me about Burnerphone and

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