Berner Phone #36: Technology Mishaps

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Technology might be the great equalizer, but karma is not. The dialer's techonology mishaps involve OnlyFans, nudes, and awkward interactions. On the bright side, there are some great hacks for avoiding these mistakes in the future. Moral of this story: delete snapchat.

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0:00.0	Hi It's Tana Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.8	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.7	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:08.6	we may have to make it into a podcast. We're back in the studio.
0:14.0	We're back in the studio.
0:20.0	We're in the studio.
0:22.0	It feels like a progression. We're mixing, we're matching.
0:25.7	I feel like, you know, they say, people always ask me, what's the recovery?
0:29.1	It's like, it's five weeks to back in the studio.
0:31.3	Hey! We're about to drop a big hit right now.
0:35.0	Welcome back, my little dialers.
0:38.0	I was really excited about the prompt this week.
0:40.0	Yeah, this was your idea, in fairness.
0:42.0	Because you know, Mercury is your idea in fairness.
0:42.5	Because you know mercury is in Gatorade, retrograde, whatever you guys call it,
0:47.5	and the clips happened.
0:49.5	Yes.
0:50.5	I didn't know that everyone just had these glasses. No one told me about the
0:56.2	glasses. You know in our building the there was like an event in the you know
1:00.6	our courtyard. Yeah and when the glass the glasses person came out with a
1:05.0	box like they got swarmed like like a UN food drop in a in a disaster zone.
1:12.8	Taylor Swift.
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