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Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This episode confirms that pretty much everything in life is a scam. The consensus is admin is taking over our lives, we are all spending more money than we think, and capitalism is always winning.

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0:00.0

Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello, Werner Phoners. Yeah.

0:23.0

My little dialers.

0:24.0

Can I say straight up to, I don't think I'm going to be as sharp as normal on this podcast today.

0:29.0

So Des got acel surgery two days ago.

0:32.0

Yeah, I'm two days after surgery and you know it was way

0:35.4

more painful than I expected so I tried not to take any tramadol this morning but I eventually I had to the pain it's it's brutal so anyway I'm not

0:46.1

looking for sympathy but the tramadols are pretty heavy so I find myself

0:50.1

spacing out sometimes so we going to get a really gentle relaxed Des this

0:56.1

episode. He's going to sound very spiritual like a guru who is a little bit old

1:02.2

and forgetting all of his life lessons.

1:05.6

Yeah, needless to say, I'm here and can I just say thanks to all the people that reached out about a c. So what I didn't realize is that half the world

1:15.8

has had an a c. L reconstruction because once you're in the a c.

1:18.7

world like everybody's like oh yeah I had that three years ago. So thanks to all the advice.

1:24.4

The one thing I will say is that because I had this extra procedure,

1:29.2

the let's procedure, if anybody knows,

1:31.8

this is way more painful than I was expecting and I definitely

1:35.0

didn't get enough of that advice that be prepared for how sore it's going to be

1:40.0

but anyway we're here we're not you. Hospitals come up in our

1:44.4

scam episodes, so do you want to introduce the topic? Yes, we were talking about

1:48.5

scams. It was going around a little on like Tik--talk people were talking about like what

1:54.6

scams that are normalized we mentioned on Giggly Squad and I was like I want to see

1:58.4

what the little dialers have to say about scams because I'm obsessed with

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