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Berner Phone #31: Scams in Everyday Life

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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This episode confirms that pretty much everything in life is a scam. The consensus is admin is taking over our lives, we are all spending more money than we think, and capitalism is always winning.


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Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop. Thanks for calling the Burner phone. If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast. Hello, Werner Phoners. Yeah.


My little dialers.


Can I say straight up to, I don't think I'm going to be as sharp as normal on this podcast today.


So Des got acel surgery two days ago.


Yeah, I'm two days after surgery and you know it was way


more painful than I expected so I tried not to take any tramadol this morning but I eventually I had to the pain it's it's brutal so anyway I'm not


looking for sympathy but the tramadols are pretty heavy so I find myself


spacing out sometimes so we going to get a really gentle relaxed Des this


episode. He's going to sound very spiritual like a guru who is a little bit old


and forgetting all of his life lessons.


Yeah, needless to say, I'm here and can I just say thanks to all the people that reached out about a c. So what I didn't realize is that half the world


has had an a c. L reconstruction because once you're in the a c.


world like everybody's like oh yeah I had that three years ago. So thanks to all the advice.


The one thing I will say is that because I had this extra procedure,


the let's procedure, if anybody knows,


this is way more painful than I was expecting and I definitely


didn't get enough of that advice that be prepared for how sore it's going to be


but anyway we're here we're not you. Hospitals come up in our


scam episodes, so do you want to introduce the topic? Yes, we were talking about


scams. It was going around a little on like Tik--talk people were talking about like what


scams that are normalized we mentioned on Giggly Squad and I was like I want to see


what the little dialers have to say about scams because I'm obsessed with


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