Berner Phone #29: Worst Parts of Adulting

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We don't cook and we don't clean, but we finally feel seen by the little dialers. From taxes to no more summer vacation, being an adult is hard and we haven't quite figured it out. At least we're in this together.

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0:00.0	Hi It's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.
0:04.8	Thanks for calling the Burner phone.
0:06.7	If you leave a message after the tone,
0:08.7	we may have to make it into a podcast. What's up my little dialers?
0:18.0	How's it going to what's up my little dialers?
0:21.0	How's it going everybody?
0:22.0	We're so excited for this episode because I'm about to get personally attacked.
0:26.0	This is my downfall. This is my Achilles heel. We're talking about adulting. Yes and this is an area where perhaps you
0:37.6	really you really nailed childhood and adolescents. I did. But you haven't managed to get on top of the challenges of being an adult.
0:48.0	Oh wow you're all the challenges. You're coming for my throat. Oh no no, sorry. I was actually paraphr, I wasn't coming for you.
0:56.1	No, but I mean... I was assuming that's what you meant.
0:58.9	It, not to get deep, but yeah, when I was a kid I was always had kind of a career like I was a tennis
1:05.8	player I did one school I did one college and then I was and you're still doing well
1:11.9	as an adult.
1:13.4	But the aspects, perhaps the aspects that were overlooked because you were so focused on other
1:18.8	areas have not turned out to be your strong point.
1:21.8	By the way, can I just say they've never been mine either? not turned out to be your strong point. Yeah.
1:22.6	By the way, can I just say, they've never been mine either?
1:25.7	So we're two peas in a pod on this one.
1:29.2	My favorite thing is Des has a nephew who loves to visit Des because he calls it the messy place.
1:37.0	No he said, he said, no it's nice to be with Desh because I get to live the messy life for a while.
1:47.0	He said, I get to live the messy life for a while.
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