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Berner Phone #22: The Most Powerful Power Moves

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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This week the dialers are all about sex, money, and power.

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0:00.0

Spark your creativity with the Sims. Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative

0:07.0

and you have to go in search of your creative spark again.

0:10.0

Maybe this is catching up with creative friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe.

0:16.0

And thanks to The Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.

0:21.3

Ready to spark something. Download the Sims 4 and play for free.

0:27.0

Hi it's Hannah Burner and Des Bishop.

0:33.0

Thanks for calling the Burner phone.

0:35.0

If you leave a message after the tone,

0:37.0

we may have to make it into a podcast.

0:40.0

Started. It started.

0:45.0

The New Year has begun.

0:49.0

The New Year has started.

0:50.0

Happy New Year has starteth.

0:51.0

Happy New Year Dylers.

0:52.0

Happy New Year to the Ders. This last week is so annoying.

0:56.1

2024. 2024.

0:58.7

Because this last week it's like, are we working? Are we resting? Are we doing the work that we couldn't do because we were working too hard and then getting mad ourselves for working? Are we sleeping? Are we partying? What were we supposed to do? I don't know and I just

1:12.4

Forgot what I did all week.

1:13.8

Well you were supposed to party and relax and just spend time with family

1:18.2

but you ended up wanting to get back to work immediately.

1:22.3

Well we have a little secret project we're working on with Giggly Squad.

1:25.8

Can I point out to the to the dialers that Hannah was not really aware that

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