Berner Phone #11: Dumb Etiquette and Traditions

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

We are all eating cold food, holding doors, and asking permission to get married in the name of etiquette and tradition. The little dialers have had enough and so have we.

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0:00.0	Hi, it's Hannah Burner.
0:04.0	And Desbisha.
0:05.0	Thanks for calling the Burner Phone.
0:06.8	If you leave a message after the tone, we may have to make it into a podcast.
0:12.8	Okay, welcome back to another episode of Burner Phone.
0:18.4	My little dialers, someone has requested for another name that does and I may consider.
0:25.4	Wow.
0:26.5	You've come in without even saying hello.
0:29.7	I don't believe in that kind of etiquette.
0:35.4	You're against the traditional etiquette of acknowledging your co-presenter.
0:40.4	Look, I'm from New York.
0:41.4	Let's get to the fucking point.
0:43.8	Well, we're zooming.
0:44.4	This is our first episode, not together.
0:49.5	Des is in Ireland.
0:52.4	Yeah, and you're back at home.
0:54.0	So we're separated.
0:56.2	We're separated, but we're brought together by this pod.
1:02.2	Does what did people want to be called?
1:04.2	No, somebody made a great suggestion, which people may or may not like.
1:08.7	I'm not saying didactically right now that we're taking this name.
1:13.3	But I feel like it's fun because it's a pun.
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