Benedict Polizzi: Sleep Paralysis Demons & Scalp Surgery

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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I met Ben at a comedy club in Indianapolis and he looks like he was the captain of a football team but has the personality of the class clown who was always kicked out for giggling too much. His comedy videos go viral all over the internet. He makes fun of pumpkin spice, guys who get into fights, and trying to talk to women. Enjoy this hilarious episode in hell!--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/appSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/berninginhell/support

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0:00.0	She lofted one up to me and I fucking hit it so hard back and it hit her right in the boobs and I will never fucking forget that
0:08.8	And I was just like the face she made I was like okay, I'm gonna go back to like that was just the last time I played
0:13.6	I'm fucking hurt
0:28.8	Oh boy, we have an Italian stallion from the Midwest on the pod today
0:34.3	I'm so excited to have him on this creepy motherfucker Dan me on Twitter
0:38.5	like like a Kenyan king. I don't know what he was doing and I answered so who's weirder
0:45.1	We did full business in Twitter DMs. I spent the weekend with him in Indianapolis and he is now here in hell
0:52.8	Ben Polizzi what the fuck is up?
0:55.8	Well it's happening. I'm chilling in this weird room, but we're we're here. We did it 20 minutes later. We're on
1:02.1	Popping
1:03.1	So I fell in love with Indiana this last weekend with you guys
1:06.1	He's serious you're the first person that's ever said that
1:11.1	I live here in my own life
1:14.5	What's up
1:16.8	Yeah, like Sarah who was on the show with us at Sarah pop tarts follow her we went and got brunch
1:23.4	There was like no one at the bar no wait Ben was serving us drinks. He didn't do a good job
1:29.2	But it was the thought that counted
1:31.2	Yeah, it was nice, but you're so fucking funny Ben like I didn't I followed you on TikTok
1:38.8	That's how I know you're funny because that good taste yeah
1:42.4	Yeah, yeah, and you've blown the fuck up on TikTok your stand-up is getting incredible momentum
1:47.3	Your Instagram was also getting momentum because I've been tagging you in things. Yeah, no
1:55.1	Every time you tag me I'm like that's 200 followers. Thank you
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