Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs.

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0:00.0	Okay, let's get the power started. You know, because you're ready fucking 20 minutes late. Now we're spec'd shut up. Like you should we should this should already be started. We're just started. We're in don't
0:22.5	mansplain me how to do my game. Okay, we're in the game. You know, it's crazy. Okay, drop the intro. Don't tell me what to do. I'm sabotaging your father. This is my podcast
0:33.7	burning in hell with Benedict Pelletie.
0:37.8	Burning with Benny. This is the thing. So Ben and I hit off immediately and in Dean Apoulos at a comedy club. I did get Delta from that
0:46.3	trip. I don't want to talk about it. Wait, what? You got what? You got Delta Delta COVID from that
0:51.8	Oh, like dirty COVID like I think about the arrow. I don't know normal
0:58.0	No, like, I told them I never go out after comedy shows. I'm very well behaved and I treated it like an
1:05.7	athletic performance. I was actually like your dad that night. I was like, are you okay? Do you want to leave every 15
1:10.5	minutes? I was like, are you mad? I had so much fun with you guys. And then we all were like, well, we
1:15.3	just want to hang out. And I was like, I'll go to a bar. I'll go to a bar and have one drink. And then I
1:21.8	said, whatever you, I just don't want to end up at a club. 20 minutes later, we're full on at a club.
1:26.7	You like, I feel like you're like dabbing it up with everybody. Sarah is fucking who knows where she went.
1:33.4	And you're riding a mechanical bowl. I'm like, this bitch. I'm not going out after. I did become friends with some
1:40.7	like bottle girls. We were like, I don't know what was going on. And then I get home and I get
1:47.2	fucking like I got so I got unvaccinated strand. Like that's not going around New York. That was some
1:52.7	Indian app. I got some indie shit. I forgot to tell you that I got so sick. It took me like two
1:58.0	months to recover from that trip. So anyway, that was fun. Thank you. In the anal in. No, we went to
2:05.2	after party. It was like a house party after a random apartment. I was like feeling like I was in
2:10.8	college again. It was it was fun. Like I've I felt like you want to leave the whole time. So I was like
2:18.3	that's so funny because I didn't I was having so I bitchy one to leave.
2:24.9	So like do you want to do in town? I was like, what is this place? No, I enjoyed having fun. I
2:31.1	am I have family in Indiana. I'm basically an Indianian. Oh, you're a hosier. No, I'm not a
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