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Watch What Crappens And to follow us on social media go to watch What Crappens.com to find all our social media links. And for our bonus episodes and all of our extras come over and be a premium member over at patreon.com slash watch what Crappens That's patreon.com slash watch what Crappens Hey everyone, happy Humpty Welcome to Watch What Crappens. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker from... Where am I from?

adlog.com and the banter blender. I'm all set. I'm Ben Mandelker from the Watch What Crappens. I'm like, no, this is Watch What Crappens. And joining me is a man who has also competed for Malia's heart. And who has won? I don't know, but I have a wedgie now. It's Ronnie Carrum from trashtalktv.com and Rose Pricks Bachelor of Podcast. What's going on? Oh, hello, man. Hello, hello. Hello. We made it to Wednesday. I love our Wednesday shows because we have... We do Blow Deck Med, which means we get to do all sorts of stuff.

So it's a crazy accents, excuse me, accents. And then afterwards we do our listener spotlight. So, you know, it's just a great way to spend a Wednesday. Oh my gosh, it sure is. I just always live sitting here talking to you, baby. Can you believe it's been a week? Can you believe it girls? It's been a week since our live show in New York City. I'm just starting to feel somewhat normal again. Yeah. For those of you guys who missed a live show or just want to relive it or want to pretend you were there, we've actually done two bonus episodes today for...

So this week for Patreon, the first one is all about our time in New York City together and apart the things that we did. And then the second episode, I talk extensively about various minutia in the Hamptons, including a trip to the summer house of Bravo's famed show, Summer House. And then we talk about other things too, as usual, we go off into any other areas. If you want to listen to those, go to patreon.com slash watch our crap ends and support at the bonus episode level, which is like a dollar per episode.

And enjoy. Yeah. And I'm really excited to get almost below Doc Amid. Yes. Yes. Let's catch up with our Yadis in Croatia. Hell yeah, boo. So below Dick Maid, here we are beginning with my gigantic page of notes. Huge, huge page of notes. We open with Adam. This might be from last week. I'm not sure, but he's like,

they don't understand that there's a massive backstory between Malia and I. You fucked at Yadinkampt. Okay. It's not massive, sir. Yeah. You fucked at Yadinkam. You talked about me getting a hotel room in Santorini. Maybe you got a hotel room in Santorini, then you got onto a yacht. You made out some more and then we're like, oh, let's get another hotel room.

Massive story. Massive. Like this is no Lord of the Rings trilogy. Okay. Yeah. They're kidding. Shut up, Adam. You got a beach.

Yeah. So I like that this show has a synthesizer drama. It always cracks the music on this show cracks me up because sometimes on bravo, it's like, do they have a full fucking orchestra in there like Southern.

Sometimes you're like, what monkey are they paying with the synthesizer? Because it's like, it's a delirious commercial or a scary scene. I don't know what's happening. Kind of those has a delirious commercial ever failed to terrify you. I don't think so.

And the big drama when we get to it is Bobby going with Malion has back. It's like, yes, this is a very suspenseful scene. Thank you. Will he drop her? Will he drop her? Will let's piggyback go wrong.

So they're all drunk in a square in like Dubrovice, a Czecho, a fucko, a Croatia. Yes, I am being ignorant. I don't mind. So they're in a square. They're drunk. They're playing around. And this is when we sort of relive the end of last episode when one Adam's like, hey,

oh, yeah, bro, I'm gonna give you a wedgie. So he gives Wes a wedgie and Wes is like, what can you believe you just did that? You just rip my entire underpants. You rip my underpants. He just ripped everything.

Adam, bro.

Rip?

Yeah. Well, then that's a Croatia.

So that's when Wes knocks himself on the out of Adam's hand and then Adam, like, slaps Wes's cheek and then all hell breaks loose.

Yeah, I mean, he's like, what now you get no intense. I'm like, oh, Adam, oh, Adam. So that phone tosses and you got a hand it to him because he's got like the full on coding on his phone where nothing will break it and make sure iPhone like 30 inches bigger, but it never breaks.

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