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Watch What Crappens

Below Deck: Unchartered Territory

Watch What Crappens

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Tv & Film

4.816.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The season finale of Below Deck has drama, tears, and of course... cleaning. We're here to recap it all, and all that jazz.

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0:00.0

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0:06.1

Hey y'all, it's your girl Kiki Palmer. I'm an actress, singer, and entrepreneur.

0:10.9

On my new podcast, Baby This is Kiki Palmer. I'm asking friends, family, and experts the questions that are in my head.

0:17.3

Like, it's only fans only bad. Where did memes come from? And where's time for MySpace?

0:22.4

Listen to Baby This is Kiki Palmer, only on Amazon Music.

0:52.4

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crapins, a podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on the old Bravo television.

1:06.1

I'm Ben Mandelker, broadcasting from Warmz, Sunny, Lovely Los Angeles. And joining me is my very own Snow Bunny, Mr. Ronnie Caram from the 9th Circle of Frozen Hell.

1:21.3

What's up, Ronnie? Well, hello. How are you? Ronnie, are you okay? It's Ronnie's in Texas, everyone, which is, you know, frozen over and has no power in all that stuff.

1:34.7

And by the way, I was being facetious, but my heart goes out to everyone who is currently besieged by this snowstorm in Texas.

1:42.4

Yeah, it's a mess here for sure. This displaced does not know how to deal with ice and snow. Everything shut down.

1:51.0

People don't have electricity. I don't have water or internet, which you know what I'm lucky because my sister, poor thing, has not had electricity for two days.

1:59.4

Okay, they're sleeping by the fireplace her and her kids and her husband and stuff. So it's crazy. I mean, what are you going to do? I'm like getting tips off Facebook.

2:08.5

Because right now I'm recording this because I tethered my phone to the computer. So I'm using the rise in. So thank you for rising.

2:15.2

Because this is pretty badass, but I've been like getting my my real life hacks, you know, off Facebook and people are like, hey, don't worry about

2:22.9

mist and water. You can just microwave some water or heat it up on the stove and use it for toilet water. And I was like, thank you. Thank you, sir, because that's exactly what I've been doing.

2:33.9

Just brush my teeth and snow water, Ben. Okay. I feel like you're going to be on like an episode of I shouldn't be alive and be like, what happened, Ronnie?

2:42.4

I mean, I don't care. I'm like, well, I my power went out. My internet went out and and you nearly and you nearly starved to death. No, no, I just I just didn't have internet. So I should be alive.

2:55.2

And water. I mean, I'm at least feel good that the water went out as well because yeah, it was lame just saying like, I don't have internet, you know, so first world.

3:04.6

And I'm complaining while I'm sitting there playing Mario, you know, but yeah, now I don't have water. So I have some cred. Yeah, you know, I don't think it's as first. I mean, it is first world, but the same time.

3:18.3

It's it's also it's significant right now because it's a pandemic and really a lot of our lives have become dependent on the internet. So, you know, don't don't totally, you know, disregard it. I mean, you know, you're going to

3:33.2

share it as well as many other people. So, oh man, I know that when I when my power and in my internet goes out, I'm like a monster and I don't know what to do with myself.

3:43.2

Well, it's just amazing. You really realize how dependent you are on the stupid internet. I mean, you use it for everything. And when even Verizon throttles, you know, so sometimes there's like nothing. And I sit there on my phone. Nothing's loading. And it says no internet. You can't. It's like, Ronnie, you fucking fool. You can't use this right now.

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