Below Deck Sailing Yacht: 0412 and 0413

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Tv & Film, Comedy, After Shows

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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0412: ”Let Them Eat Cake” Capt. Glenn notices standards are slipping on Parsifal lll; Daisy forces Colin and Gary to speak. 0413: ”T-Bone With Stakes” Capt. Glenn notices the crew is slipping on service when a guest is injured; Mads is torn === WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/ https://linktr.ee/RealityGays Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.0	Hello America.
0:37.0	I'm John King-Jones and welcome to another episode of What Would You Do?
0:49.0	In this episode, imagine you're on a boat.
0:53.0	You're with a certain someone.
0:55.0	Maybe it's someone you know well. Maybe it's not.
0:58.0	The boat starts rocking and you get an idea in your head of maybe we should make out and touch each other in inappropriate places.
1:05.0	And why do you're doing that? You look straight at him.
1:08.0	You look at it as eyes. You know full well. His name is Colin, but you say, where's Gary?
1:16.0	Poodle. What would you do?
1:22.0	I'd say, no, that's your name. You're Gary.
1:28.0	And then I would spend 20 minutes convincing him that the reality he lived in, or he thought he lived in before wasn't right.
1:39.0	And his name was actually Gary.
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