90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0310 "Mo Money Mo Problems"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Do you like to travel? Do you like to travel to the Caribbean? Do you like to travel and
0:12.5	meet attractive and possibly men or women to see? Have you had a conversation with the
0:23.9	person you're coming to see and you're really excited about it. Then let's say you show up and
0:31.9	they're a dog. Well have I got a deal for you? We here at Sloppy Seconds Tour in Travel.
0:40.2	Copyright. We can easily pop in a new person for any time. Going to the Bahamas? No problem.
0:52.3	Going to Nassau? Any of the Leewards? No problem. What if I wanted to go to Thailand?
0:58.9	Also possible. We have we even have some perspective ladies for you. That's right. If you don't have
1:06.6	another girl in mind, we have several you could call or maybe a boy if you like. In there. Some may
1:13.3	call us pimps but we say we're making and bringing people together. So don't worry if you
1:20.0	barely know their name. Just do an X in the spot where it says name. It's fine. Pop in your
1:26.2	new girl or boy's name and we're off and you won't even know you're with that old troll. Here at Sloppy
1:32.7	Seconds Travel, we just want to make sure. Travel in tours. Here at Sloppy Seconds Travel in
1:38.9	tours. Copyright. We just want to make sure you have the best experience possible and you
1:44.7	deserve it from you've spent so much money coming there at a lot of human growth hormone to
1:50.6	look your best on the beach. Shouldn't you have what all American red blooded sex tourists want?
1:57.1	A woman who wants to please you at every opportunity possible. So call us. It's Sloppy Seconds tour
2:05.2	in travel because if she's not the one we can find you the one. Sloppy Seconds Travel is not
2:16.5	responsible for you getting your wallet stolen or getting your liver taken or definitely any STDs.
2:20.8	Oh sure I can have a baby after 45. Let me throw these chicken bones. I never thought I'd have a blonde
2:40.5	American wife but when I brought you that ranch dressing I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.
2:50.1	I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle. I only wanted a bone. Oh how could I have known
3:05.3	that I'd want one of not done and really pissed. Oh loving paradise. We're plaking up an
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