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Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. A podcast role that crap we love to talk about on your brains.

I'm Ronnie. Hi everybody. Welcome to the show and let's please welcome gorgeous talented thin-enhanced, still has hair and a soul.

Then, Mattelker, hello, bin. I'm not sure about either of those two things because I definitely just saw a photo of myself in the back.

It looks like you know how like monkey butts, there's two little circles, whatever. That's what's going on in the back of my head right now.

But you know what, I don't have to look at it. So you have the infamous male monkey butt male pattern baldness. That's crazy.

I've got monkey butt. Yeah, I've got monkey butt up there. It's like really, you can really see it because my hair is long right now.

I've gone like a month without a haircut. I'm actually getting a haircut after this podcast recording session.

And I am so excited. But you know when my hair grows long, you can really see like because obviously there's areas that haven't grown long.

Okay, listen, you know, just go with the compliment. Take, you're talking to a bald person.

Also, while we're hating on ourselves before we start the show, for those of you who are on Crappens on demand,

this is an extra Crappens on demand because we gave the bonus away for free this week. So everybody's, you know, on demand, we love you.

It's actually an extra extra because I put girls trip up as our bonus.

That's fun. Just one of the merrier, you know? Yeah, that's great.

Okay, I forgot to tell you a lot of us. Surprise.

Yeah, a lot of this space. So I have to apologize to everyone watching on video.

I just went and got my face, the micro-needled to fuck. Okay, I look like raw meat.

I can't even believe I was trying to figure out a way to put an animated face instead of my fate. Look at me.

Well, we don't have to do this one on video.

The shit out of me. Yes, we're going to have to do this one on video.

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