Below Deck Sailing: Douchey Sushi
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🗓️ 22 June 2023
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*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E13) enters some pretty fishy territory when Gary is used as a nude sushi platter and Glenn almost t-bones a smaller boat. Hold onto your rolls and check your teeth for Gary hair. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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