Below Deck: Return of the King
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 March 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Captain Lee makes a triumphant return to Below Deck and Haley celebrates her birthday by picking her nose on the phone w her boyfriend and talking about her smelly butt. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. |
| 0:06.2 | Even The Rich is a podcast from Wondery that tells the jaw-dropping stories about the tumultuous lives of the world's elite, |
| 0:12.5 | from the greatest family dynasties to pop culture superstars. Listen to Even The Rich on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.0 | Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. |
| 0:47.9 | On-year-old profs, darling. I'm Ronnie and that's been over there, hi, man. |
| 0:54.8 | Hello. |
| 0:56.3 | It's my sexy, sexy sick man. |
| 0:59.7 | Yeah. Husky voice. Husky voice. My body gave out after their crappies, after all that work, all that preparation, after the travel and the middle of it. |
| 1:10.2 | And of course, actually probably more to do with it is the 48 hours I spent in cold because of the power outage. |
| 1:17.6 | And I am now experiencing my first cold since the pandemic. It's not COVID. I've been tested, both antigen and PCR. |
| 1:26.6 | It's not just a good old fashioned three times a day. I'm basically just like, I know you're running back to that to get into. |
| 1:35.3 | No, I just, I did the PCR once. The PCR is really accurate. So like, you know, I mean, I don't feel like I have COVID. |
| 1:41.6 | I just, I just, I'm just run down. I'm a run down podcaster at the moment, but not run down enough that I can't podcast more. |
| 1:51.2 | Well, we are a standard American family, okay? We're a staff because one of us gets sick, and then it's miserable, and then the other one gets sick when the other one's healthy. |
| 2:01.5 | So you see, it's like, now we just need to wait for our kids to get it. |
| 2:05.1 | Yeah. And pass around the whole family. But good news, I'm not sick and I can walk again. |
| 2:10.4 | I'm just, your loss is my gain somehow. I think I sucked. I sucked all the health energy from you because I got to see this fast weekend. |
| 2:20.4 | The properties are still up online. If anybody wants to watch them, you can still get tickets until Friday over at watchworkcrapins.com. |
| 2:28.2 | That was produced by moment who did a fantastic job. It looked so good. |
| 2:33.2 | Also, all the winners are listed over on our Instagram and our substack, which we now have. That's like our newsletter space. |
| 2:42.8 | Yeah. And we just got some photos back from our photographer and they look amazing. She's so wonderful. Carolina Breiner, if anyone's interested in a photographer in the LA area. |
| 2:54.0 | And so we'll be, we'll be posting those on our social media over the next few days because they're like, it's just so good. |
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