BELOW DECK MEDITERRANEAN: 0701 "There's No Place Like Home"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Captain Sandy kicks off another charter season in the Mediterranean, this time on the exclusive island of Malta aboard the sleek and ultra-modern motoryacht Home. With all-new department heads, things get off to a tumultuous start when the bosun is left short-handed. When the guests come aboard, the chef struggles to please a guest who’s short on compliments and long on complaints. Eyebrows are raised as crew members question the nature of a relationship between two fellow yachties. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey! It's Captain Sandy! Back here with ya.
0:17.5	That's- we're listening to the dulcet sounds of Sean Colvin, one of my favorite singers.
0:22.8	Don't know if she's a lesbian, but all signs point to yes.
0:27.4	I'm back for season 7 of Below Deck Med.
0:31.6	And we're in Malta. Gotta cut off Sean Colvin here.
0:35.1	I have a remix of her on my latest DJ tour.
0:39.8	God, I've missed doing that voice.
0:43.8	Anyway, we can't wait to share this new season.
0:47.4	I got all types of new department heads.
0:50.4	You know, that rarely happens to me.
0:52.3	I like to usually manage who's gonna be with me.
0:55.1	And we're in Malta, and you don't know where that is.
0:57.9	But since I've traveled the world three to four times, it's an island.
1:03.6	It's a very beautiful island.
1:04.8	Travel the world leading.
1:07.1	What? You were leading.
1:08.7	Leading? Yes, you've been leading my ship all over the world.
1:11.9	Come see me. Come see me on the lead her ship tour.
1:16.1	I do hit a couple things this season.
1:20.9	But I promise it's gonna be wild and a little tricky
1:26.0	as you saw me dancing in the promo for this season.
1:31.7	So new department heads.
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