Below Deck Down Under: 0101 "G'Day Mate!"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	We can't leave yet. We have a broken bowel thrust into hydraulic leak.
0:18.9	How important are hydraulics like can we do it ticked against me.
0:27.0	Can I get a pin your collada pin ya collada. Everyone's gonna love this.
0:37.0	Wow. Yo, it's Badoo. I'm going to Badoo below deck down under.
0:44.8	Could I mate? Could I mate? This is episode one of season one.
0:50.9	A one one. Badoo. Badoo mate. Don't love that. What would you suggest?
0:59.4	We're gonna workshop that. Badoo. Like good day. Badoo mate. I like it. Sure.
1:06.8	Sure. Branded. Great. Great. I need a rubber stamp. Y'all have been honest to cover this shit show.
1:19.2	But we knew it was gonna eventually come to bravo anyway. And it is. So that's why we waited.
1:26.8	You're welcome. We see the future. That's not true. That's not true.
1:32.2	We never know what's happening. Here's why we knew it was gonna come to bravo because it was 42 minute episodes.
1:36.2	And we're not we're yeah. And because everybody said it was so good. Yeah. Of course it's coming to bravo at the same time.
1:42.3	It's a blow deck man. I feel like this is just a little much. It's too much. Yeah. It's too much. I don't know. I'm okay with it.
1:52.5	Captain Sandy is. They aired Darcy and Stacy during 90 day fiance. But that's a whole different show now.
2:00.1	It feels like it feels like a ratings. This was like below deck land hoe. And it was like following Marcus and a restaurant.
2:09.6	Marcus. What I said. Marcus. Oh yeah. I'm glad I'm glad we're over him because you said his name wrong almost every time.
2:21.2	I have high hopes that you're gonna be do well with Britini though. Britini it's like Martini.
2:28.8	Benny can't say it. Brittany Britini. Brittany. I just have a question. Where do you get Britini?
2:36.5	Where where does that come from? I think I can only imagine that someone in the family name was Brittany or maybe Brit.
2:49.0	And they little little Brittany. Brittany. I don't dislike the name. It's I just find it weird.
3:00.4	It sounds like a real name. I've just never heard this. I just agree. I don't think it does sound like a real name. I think it sounds like a type of martini.
3:08.5	It's not a name, but it sounds like a real word. Like you said. Like someone said. Oh, like a word. John, I think you hand me the Britini. Sure.
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