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Below Deck Med: No Ifs, Ands or Frozen Halibuts

Watch What Crappens

Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam | Wondery

Tv & Film

4.815K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Chef Tom has hissy fits all over the boat on this week's Below Deck Med, and Captain Sandy gives him a firm talking to. And by talking to we mean hug. This week's bonus episode is a recap of The Home Edit, which you can find at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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0:00.0

Even the Rich is a podcast from Wondery that tells the jaw-dropping stories about the tumultuous lives of the world's elite

0:06.2

from the greatest family dynasties to pop culture superstars. Listen to Even the Rich on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.0

Well hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens. The podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about

0:41.3

Hanno-Brobs and Netflix too and whatever else we like. Okay, enough for ass. Hi, it's me Ronnie and that's been over there. Hi, Bane.

0:51.0

Hey Ronnie, what's up?

0:53.0

Hi, you.

0:55.0

Hi, everyone. Welcome to the show today. Go get your mask. We still got mask if you need them and also go check out Ben's other projects. He's on a podcast called Game Brain and he also does cartoons of Real Housewives of New York called Real Housewives of Kitchen Ireland, which you can catch on.

1:15.0

What else is going on today before we jump into below deck?

1:20.0

I don't think anything else is going on. Well tonight I am going to be doing an IG live with Danny Murphy. So go you just can come to my IG or his. His I think it's called is at Kashmir Danny and mind is at Ben Bendelker. I think it's Bendelker, Ben Bendelker, whatever it is. Just look up my name. It's gonna be at five o'clock, Pacific, eight o'clock Eastern. I'm probably on there for I don't know how long maybe like 45 minutes or so.

1:44.0

Our she's gonna talk about stuff so come join us. Yeah, go do it everybody. Well today we are on to below dick Mediterranean. Tom continues just to lose his damn mind. It's so funny. So awful and so funny.

1:59.0

He's terrible like it does. He doesn't even start at one level and then peak. It's just always peak terrible. He's a fucking horrible human being.

2:09.0

He is supposed to make me like Malia more because it doesn't she's the worst. Okay, you're an enabler. Yeah, he he is really, really terrible. I like he's hilarious and how terrible he is because it's just like so funny watching loses mind of a stupid shit.

2:24.0

But like if I were working with him if I deal with him, I'd be like what what what a twat. What I'm gonna say a twat.

2:31.0

So let's talk some gossip. Shall we be in? So last week I was telling you about Malia's breakup Instagrams like here's Beyonce when she was still taking it his Beyonce after she's sick of being cheated on for the second time or whatever.

2:47.0

So then she puts off these Instagrams basically saying she's broken up so then she does she does an Instagram video and she's like hey guys.

2:56.0

You know it's really been hard keeping my private life private and everybody really has something to say about my private life. So I guess I have to address it.

3:05.0

Malia you put it out there you're like the worst housewife ever. Okay, you're putting it out there. So she talks about breaking up a Tom and you know I'm moving on to a better place.

3:17.0

And then she addresses the captain Sandy stuff. Did you see any of this? So I finally saw this cameo that captain Sandy made about Malia.

3:27.0

Oh good captain. So whoever hasn't seen it. It's basically Sandy doing a cameo like Ben said and someone asked her about Malia and she's like well you know secretly I think Malia is secretly gay and the whole crew thinks it too.

3:41.0

So don't tell any but oh this is going to be public isn't it. And she's kind of laughing and dropping her phone and stuff. Well people had a damn fit about it. Of course saying she's outing Malia and all this stuff.

3:52.0

I don't know that she really outed Malia. I think she said she thinks she's gay but still shouldn't do that.

3:59.0

Yeah, I agree. I guess not that you say it. Technically it is an outing because she's just saying what she thinks.

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