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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

The boys went live and riffed on getting hangry at the airport, how to handle Valentine's Day with your FWB, how wild it is that the President has to give up his socials after the election, and more.

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0:00.0	We're live.
0:00.8	Ah, we're live, we're in.
0:02.4	L-I-V-E, live, alive.
0:05.1	The Super Bulls this week get in Los Angeles
0:06.9	and traffic is through the goddamn route.
0:08.4	All right.
0:09.2	Who gives a fuck?
0:10.1	Oh, that's where I'm at.
0:11.2	My girlfriend.
0:13.2	Yup.
0:14.0	She fucks full players.
0:15.0	That's the joke.
0:15.9	I forgot, yeah.
0:16.7	Pink skin.
0:17.9	You think?
0:18.9	First of all, we fucks pinks up.
0:20.8	We eat them.
0:21.7	They're a football.
0:22.7	I mean, leave them alone.
0:23.6	Banks, piggy banks.
0:25.2	Banks, we put quarters in their asses.
0:27.8	Oh, it's their back, the spines.
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