Being Pruned So You Can Bloom | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Great to have you on the podcast today. |
| 0:02.7 | Victoria and I are praying for you and just believing for God's very best. |
| 0:06.0 | I believe that this month is going to be an amazing month for you and your family. |
| 0:10.0 | Keep that expectation in your heart and see what God will do. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.8 | It is always our joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:19.1 | We love you. |
| 0:20.2 | We know God has great things in store for each one of you. |
| 0:23.3 | And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.2 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out today. |
| 0:33.6 | I'd like to start with something funny. And one day, Adam was feeling very lonely. |
| 0:39.1 | God said, Adam, I'm going to make you a companion. |
| 0:42.2 | It's going to be called a woman. |
| 0:44.8 | This person will cook for you, wash your clothes. |
| 0:49.0 | She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night. |
| 0:53.8 | She will not nag you. |
| 0:55.8 | She will agree with every decision you make. |
| 0:58.8 | And if you do have a disagreement, she will be the first to admit that she's wrong. |
| 1:04.2 | Adam said, wow, God, what will a woman like this cost? |
| 1:07.7 | God said, an arm and a leg. |
| 1:10.8 | Adam said, what can I get for a rib and the rest is history? |
| 1:16.2 | All right. How come all the ladies are clapping? Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. |
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