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Being Pruned So You Can Bloom | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

If you'll stay in faith, the pruning season will come to an end and you'll step into a new season of growth and favor.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Great to have you on the podcast today.

0:02.7

Victoria and I are praying for you and just believing for God's very best.

0:06.0

I believe that this month is going to be an amazing month for you and your family.

0:10.0

Keep that expectation in your heart and see what God will do.

0:14.0

Well, God bless you.

0:15.8

It is always our joy to come into your homes.

0:19.1

We love you.

0:20.2

We know God has great things in store for each one of you.

0:23.3

And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:28.2

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks for tuning in. Thanks again for coming out today.

0:33.6

I'd like to start with something funny. And one day, Adam was feeling very lonely.

0:39.1

God said, Adam, I'm going to make you a companion.

0:42.2

It's going to be called a woman.

0:44.8

This person will cook for you, wash your clothes.

0:49.0

She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night.

0:53.8

She will not nag you.

0:55.8

She will agree with every decision you make.

0:58.8

And if you do have a disagreement, she will be the first to admit that she's wrong.

1:04.2

Adam said, wow, God, what will a woman like this cost?

1:07.7

God said, an arm and a leg.

1:10.8

Adam said, what can I get for a rib and the rest is history?

1:16.2

All right. How come all the ladies are clapping? Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible.

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