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Being Married Is The Most Dangerous Thing A Woman Can Do And We Have Evidence!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Are you chronically single? Be GRATEFUL! Being married isn't all it's cut out to be! Just ask this new bride who was almost pushed off a cliff to her death by the groom!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show. Be grateful you are not married, says Abby. I learned something a while back,

0:06.6

and I can't remember what emotion it specifically cancels out, but apparently when you

0:10.7

expect, when you, when you feel grateful or when you express gratitude, it cancels out negative

0:16.9

emotions like anxiety. Like you can't feel them the same way. You can't feel them at the same time.

0:21.2

So, you know, in my single era as, you know, 30 looms over me and approaches me, I'm trying

0:27.7

to be more grateful for my years and years and years of being single.

0:31.2

And I was recently reminded of a reason why I'm grateful that I'm not married right now

0:35.1

after seeing something really heartbreaking on social media.

0:37.3

Oh no. Okay. Yep. So this all has to do with something that data and crime data and

0:43.6

the FBI has proven over the years. And it's that statistically, statistically, your spouse is the most

0:50.6

likely person to kill you. Oh, sure. That is fact. It's not very romantic.

0:56.0

And before I get into this true crime feeling type story, I want to give a content

1:00.1

warning for domestic violence because this is a pretty graphic story.

1:03.7

And if you or somebody you know is experiencing domestic violence, you can contact the

1:07.3

National Domestic Violence Hotline by texting Love is to the number 22522.

1:13.4

So this story all takes place in Hawaii with this doctor, this anesthesiologist named Gerhardt, Koenig, and his wife, Ariel, who's like a fancy engineer or something.

1:25.0

Like this is a power couple out in Hawaii.

1:27.4

You live in hawaii

1:28.4

one of the most beautiful places on the like on the earth how do you get so mad you want to kill

1:33.2

somebody let's find out christian it has to do with your partner it doesn't matter where you go

1:38.0

no amount of money apparently can make you happy because reports are coming out that they

1:43.0

lived in like a million dollar home in hawaii they have these two kids and ever since this story came out people have been talking about their experience with this couple saying like we had no idea these people were really happy as far as we could tell so this anesthesiologist is currently facing murder charges for allegedly trying to kill his wife, and he's pleading

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