Being A Racist Pays (w/ Garrick Bernard)

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Garrick Bernard joins Jarvis and Jordan to contemplate why white people keep saying the N Word. CW: Body Dysmorphia & Misogyny (00:03:00-00:55:00) Exclusive $35 off Carver Mat at https://on.auraframes.com/SADBOYZ . Promo Code SADBOYZ Go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/SADBOYZ to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored Check out 100+ bonus episodes ✨find us everywhere✨ Write To Us ▸ sadboyzpod@gmail.com | Use Subject "Pen Palz" P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd Suite 540, Los Angeles, CA 90039 Join our Discord ▸ Play Sad Boyz BINGO ▸ 00:00:00 Welcome Garrick Bernard! 00:02:17 Sad Boyz Live! 00:03:00 PSL Rating Scale 00:15:55 Sponsored By ZocDoc 00:17:53 PSL Rating Scale 00:33:21 Sponsored By Aura Frames 00:35:01 PSL Rating Scale 00:54:15 Clavicular N-bombing 01:17:47 Cinnabon N Word Woman 01:39:09 Being Racist As A Job 01:53:12 Sad Boyz Nightz 🎬 CREW 🎬 Hosted by Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda Produced by Anastasia Vigo Thumbnail design by @yungmcskrt Outro music by @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Sad Boys, a podcast about feelings and other things also.
0:03.2	I'm Jarvis.
0:03.8	I'm Jordan.
0:04.6	And today we're joined by a very special guest, Garrick Bernard. Multi-hyphen-it, dude. I try not to be. Yeah, but you can help it. You're like, ah, dude, I got to be a writer and I got to be a comic and I got it. Oh, shit, I'm acting. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. Oh, I'm tired.
0:21.9	Oh, fuck.
0:23.1	That adds, you put that knife in it.
0:24.3	Fuck, I'm it. Oh shit. I'm acting. Oh, fuck. Oh, no. I'm tired. Oh, fuck. That adds. You put that in the hyphen it.
0:24.2	Fuck, I'm tired. That is also the hyphen. Yeah. That's the last one. Tired. Yeah. A writer, actor, tired.
0:31.4	Yeah. Social security. Social security number. Right. Right. Go ahead. Hit it on the show. Phone number.
0:36.0	Yeah. Yeah. Oh, nice.
0:37.6	Do you have that locked in?
0:38.5	Yeah.
0:39.2	Respect.
0:39.7	Yeah.
0:40.1	I think I've only got a couple of phone numbers left in my mind. Childhood best friend? Everything else is white. Childhood best friend, my own, because I saw the same one from when I was a kid. Buck. and maybe I would recognize if my best friend's home called me.
0:57.9	You don't have to. a kid. Fuck. And maybe I would recognize if my best friend's home called me.
0:57.8	You don't have Jordans.
0:59.3	Fuck, no.
1:00.3	Jordan's number is fucking.
1:01.4	That's what I'm making.
1:02.4	Jordan,
1:02.5	I get stressed out whenever I have to call Jordan because it doesn't default to the last
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