Um, what up? Why have tears? Your boy is in Mexico.

Beinvenitos a Mexico. This way I am.

And I gotta tell you, you're gonna get a weird fucking show today, because I was filming last night until like 4 o'clock in the morning.

Well, like three, but then once i'm done i need

like an hour to unwind and like come down from the fucking weirdness it is filming bachelor and paradise

season number nine so yeah i didn't really sleep at all i mean i know i slept i slept in like 10

and then i was woken up by brandy being like i thought we were recording a podcast because I definitely did tell her that we were supposed

to record a podcast this morning.

But then I had a very late night because we did a bunch of stuff.

Now I am almost unable to function.

I've had three cups of coffee.

Yeah.

So anyways, we are a deck deep in Bachelor in Paradise season number nine.

We've ripped through, I think, one rose ceremony thus far.

But by the time you listen to this, we will have done two.

So I'm not going to tell you who got dumped.

Or even who's here.

All that you need to know is that I'm here. And I'm just cutting it up, man. I'm just making new buddies. But I tell you what, dude, this is the first year. I feel truly old. All right, anyways, let's call the brand die. Bing, bong, boom, ticagicagicagicah, bing, ding, dong. i don't have the sound effects and um it's just bad editing

oh there she is wow wow how are you i'm good are we recording we are you are you having a mimosa

i fucking wish i'm having some like defense upjuice because my immune system is taking a hit with all this travel and all this partying I'm doing. Oh, man. You're just living it up, dude. L-I-N. Living high on the hog. Are you making money, at least? I'm making some money, yeah. All right. Well, that's all it really matters. You're right. Are you making money? I don't know. I was telling the wife tears before I called you up. Like, I worked until like 4 a.m. last night. Well, like three, I think I wrapped. Ugh. And then you probably the same thing. Like, once you're done with your gig gig you need like an hour to like wind down

decompress yeah and like i need like a glass of tequila or like a glass of wine to be like fucking

calm it down yeah i don't even know why it's not like i'm on stage acting i'm just like giving

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