Behind The Patrons' Poem

The Moon Under Water

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4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Since we launched The Moon Under Water we've been offering a very special benefit to those who subscribe to our top tier on Patreon (Legends Under Water). Anyone who donates £8 a month to help support the pub is forever immortalised in one of our monthly Patrons' Poems, which is included in our bonus monthly episode Behind The Cellar Door (that's available to anyone who subscribes to the top two tiers!). Landlord John takes care of the lyrics, whilst Robin looks after the music; a bit like an other-worldly version of Lennon and McCartney.

Well, good news! To make sure the Patrons' Poems get the recognition they deserve, from next week we'll be featuring them in the final episode of the main podcast each month. That way your name will be forever inscribed in verse for the whole world to hear.

But if you've already been included in a Patrons' Poem then fear not! This episode features all the poems that have been created so far, as well as a running commentary from John and Robin on how they went about creating each one.

If YOU want to have your name included in a Patrons' Poem then head to moonunderpod.com and become a Legend Under Water.

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0:00.0	I'm Hello one, hello all, it is I, John Robbins, the landlord of the moon underwater, and I am ensconced, dare I say, in the very heart of all desire in T-M-U-W, Tango Mike Uniform Whiskey,
0:42.8	with Tango Romeo Romeo, no, Tango Lima Romeo Alpha.
0:50.9	I'm here in the moon under water with a lovely Robin, and this is a special murmuration that we're sending out from the correct realm.
0:59.3	For many, many months now, we have released a bonus episode called Behind the Cellar Door.
1:03.8	And Behind the Cellar Door is where Robin and I go within the heart of the pub's mind, basically, is what it is, is.
1:12.7	And as part of behind the celladour, those patrons who donate to the top tier,
1:18.9	the legends underwater, get their name immortalised forever in a piece of verse.
1:25.0	For some reason, we've always put that recording on the bonus podcast. We thought,
1:31.6	what are we doing? Because these are some of the greatest works of prose and music ever
1:37.1	committed to murmuration, ever carried by an atom from one realm to another. So from next week, the patron's poem will feature on the main
1:47.8	podcast. But in order to make sure all those former legends underwater are immortalised in front of
1:53.6	the greater public, we thought we would create a sort of classic albums look back at some of the
1:59.8	great patrons patrons poems.
2:01.5	And if you would like your name to feature in the patrons poem or to support this podcast at any level,
2:07.3	you can head to moonunderpod.com or patreon.com forward slash moonunder pod.
2:13.0	And all of those, well, you could call them donations, but people do get a hell of a lot of fun stuff,
2:19.8	well, some fun stuff, some stuff. People do get some stuff. Contributions to the upkeep of
2:27.0	this hallowed tavern. But if you should want to contribute to the upkeep of this hallowed tavern,
2:33.5	you can head to moonunderpod.com or patreon.com
2:37.5	forward slash moon underpod. And you don't have to contribute to the top tier. You can contribute to any
2:42.4	of the tiers for which you get a macellony of sort of perks, I guess. But those who do fulfill,
2:53.1	I think their destiny, it's safe to say, as Legends Underwater, are forever remembered in the patron's poem. Now, I am the lyricist. I'm the
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