Listen, it's the bird show.

You've probably judged your sad on the outside

and you are judging the parents that are trying to change

a diaper in public without ever actually doing it yourself.

It is so stressful.

You feel like you are on the clock

and you don't want to invade anybody's, you know,

smelling space also.

So you feel like you got to get it done as quick as possible

and Cassie just went through this.

We've talked about it in public or on the show before

and it's always kind of like, why wouldn't you go into a bathroom?

Why wouldn't you go to the back of a car?

So someone who just had to do this,

I'd like to explain the step by step process

of what goes through a parent's head

when they have to do a diaper change in public, okay?

Well, this is a damned if you do, damned if you don't type thing

because for those of you guys saying,

why can't you just go to the parking lot, right?

Well, you're also going to be the people that are complaining

that, oh my god, your kid smells on the way out to the parking lot.

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