Before You Get Excited About Potentially Winning The Lottery...Listen To This!
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🗓️ 27 July 2022
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. |
| 0:02.5 | So I was telling these guys earlier, like, I think maybe Mo, Kristen, we're thinking they |
| 0:06.9 | weren't going to come in today because they were going to win the lottery last night. |
| 0:10.3 | And they're just going to text us in the morning and say, hey, I just won that money. |
| 0:14.4 | I'm not coming in. |
| 0:15.4 | No, if you were thinking that this morning, you got to go to work because nobody won it |
| 0:19.0 | last night, the mega millions. |
| 0:21.2 | And when it's played on Friday, it's going to be over a billion dollars. |
| 0:25.9 | That's insane, baby. |
| 0:27.6 | A one billion dollar lottery. |
| 0:29.8 | Now if you want to just take the cash, it's going to be 600 and two million dollars. |
| 0:35.6 | I can make that work. |
| 0:36.4 | I will stand in line for that 15, 20 minutes in line. |
| 0:40.2 | I had nothing else to do. |
| 0:41.8 | And Kristen's like, really, do you want that kind of cash because it seems like everybody |
| 0:45.1 | that wins that much money has this lottery curse. |
| 0:48.2 | And I'm like, if you got a billion dollars and you can't figure out how to hire the right |
| 0:52.8 | people around you to protect you, and this is a curse, then you done it all wrong. |
| 0:58.3 | I distinctly remember years ago, it wasn't just a show. |
| 1:01.8 | It was an actual series. |
| 1:03.9 | So multiple episodes of people who had suffered from the lottery curse. |
| 1:07.9 | And I'm like, you win that amount of money. |
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