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🗓️ 25 March 2023
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Jackie answers some listener questions, talks about her vagina falling out of her leotard at her sister's wedding and how to instill boundaries in this digital age of instant gratification!
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a deer media production. |
0:16.0 | Surprise! It's me again. Hi! Me! It's problem on me! Hi, I'm never gonna get that fucking song right. |
0:24.0 | I will tell you that I really want to put a diaper on in August and post you pop at the |
0:32.4 | Ares tour to see Taylor Swift. I've been watching all of the videos and I just feel like I should be |
0:39.1 | there. I want to be in a bedazzled postpartum leotard just getting shit faced and screaming my head off |
0:48.0 | at the Taylor Swift show. You know, some people like you know you look at celebrities and you're |
0:54.4 | like stars they're just like us but some of them are just better than us and I've done a real 180 |
1:00.0 | on Taylor Swift and to get up there and sing 44 fucking songs for nearly four hours okay in a |
1:10.1 | knee high crystal bedazzled lubaton boot with little to zero public errors with that much spotlight |
1:20.8 | on you. We got to give the girl a hand. We just have to. She's navigated this whole scenario quite |
1:26.3 | beautifully and I feel like I was hard on Taylor Swift and I regret that. I regretted a lot. |
1:33.2 | I had a very weird dream this morning and that I'm trying to recuperate from. I've been having |
1:39.1 | the wildest pregnancy dreams. I'm on a unisom drip because listen, you can get me off the sauce. |
1:46.2 | It took a time to you know, readjust and after the shake subsided I'm like you know what I guess I |
1:52.7 | don't need alcohol. I just really, really like it. So after that went away, you know, I wasn't able |
1:59.2 | to shake my nighttime sleep aid routine because I need something to take the edge off because these |
2:05.6 | wheels are always working. I have a constant intermonologue in my head that is so deeply exhausting. |
2:12.4 | I can't even begin to explain it to you. I'm narrating everything all the time in my head. So it's |
2:18.9 | hard for me to participate in outside conversation sometimes because I'm having a full blown like I'm |
2:26.2 | doing a podcast in my head all the time. It's always about the dumbest shit, you know, a woman with |
2:31.6 | a cross body bag could send me into a full downward spiral. Another thing you shouldn't wear to |
2:36.7 | wedding. Okay, we've already covered the Apple Watches. I've endured the public suffering and trauma |
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