I have some bulletin bloopers here. I don't know if you've ever read these before, but sometimes people who are doing the bulletins make mistakes. And so these have been captured in a little booklet called Bulletin Bloopers, and I'll read a few of them.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church.

Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

The sermon this morning is entitled Jesus walks on the water.

The sermon tonight is entitled, Searching for Jesus.

Jesus. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the Church Fellowship Hall.

Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon will be, what is hell?

Come early and listen to our choir practice.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

I would just be for those who have children and don't know that they're children.

Okay.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.

They may be seen in the basement on Friday. This evening at 7 PM there will be a scene alone in the park across from the church.

Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

I think they meant sing.

The low self-esteem support group will be Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door. Okay, turn to 1st Corinthians 6. We've been in a series on.

Okay, turn to 1st Corinthians 6.

We've been in a series on family and marriage and the week that I was

sick that Pastor Jimmy preached for me and by the way that's a wonderful thing if you are sick and can't preach and you're in a series on family marriage.

Pastor Jimmy Evans happened to just be in town that week doing a television taping for a show and also having a board meeting and so that's a pretty good substitute, you know.

But the Lord had already given me a message for that week.

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