Well, I know that Pastor Robert doesn't start a message without some little story of introduction,

so I got a couple for you. I just didn't want you to miss him too much.

So this one I just thought was cute.

Both of them are.

So let me just tell you.

This is the power of influence and the things that we say and how it influences others.

A little boy was attending his first wedding and after the service his cousin asked,

how many women can a man marry.

16, the boy responded.

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.

How do you know that?

Easy, little boy said, all you have to do is add it up like the

preacher said for better for worse for richer for poor On this Father's Day weekend, I'm going to speak to you'll

to never hear a father but I thought it'd be appropriate to bring you the top ten things

that have thought you'll never hear a father say.

Number 10, can you turn up that music? It really calms my nerves.

Number 9, you can't finish your peas?

Go ahead, throw them away. Number eight, here, you take the remote. Number seven, oh no, kids, this one's too fast, the slower one's better.

Number six, wait honey, you sit this one out.

I really can't wait to change that diaper. Number five on the top

ten list of things that you'll never hear a father say.

As a matter of fact, let's both get nose rings.

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