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Because It Applies

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The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2015

⏱️ 78 minutes

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0:40.7

Still the one, still the one I run. The one that I belong to is still on our case. Good night.

0:55.7

Still the one, still the one I want. Lonely one I dream of. Still the one I want for land.

1:08.8

I knew that you would know it because you love countrymen. It was actually my first girlfriend

1:13.3

that was our song. Because we could not be any gayer. That is so lesbian. Or any more

1:22.0

Oklahoma. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And we have been together for like six weeks when we made

1:28.1

that decision. Like that was our song. I wasn't ready for that piece of information.

1:31.8

Yeah. Yeah. Nice fun memories. Um, so listen. Hey, why folk that one? Let's for you.

1:40.0

Okay. Welcome to the read. I'm Chennai Twain. And I am Janai Ayaiko. And this is three.

1:48.2

It is back again for another week. Are you good or not? The most important thing is that,

1:56.2

you know, I ask myself in times like this, what would Beyonce do? And Beyonce would say,

2:03.6

bitch, suck it up. Make sure that your weave is in place and get to that goddamn stage.

2:10.4

That's right. Beyonce never breaks down in front of a crowd. She never does. She always has her

2:16.0

shit together when the public is around. But the most part. Yep. Something to 99.99% of the time.

2:22.0

Yeah, except that one time she's like, she wanted to snatch blue. I be up. But I'm in that. Oh, yeah.

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