Beating A Dead Diamond with Fred Shlesinger

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Iliza is joined by her dad, Fred, who provides his own sound effects and tackles listeners' questions about appropriating Judaism, sleeping with their ex-husband, and more.

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0:00.0	Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram
0:11.3	Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them
0:19.0	Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!
0:26.9	Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!
0:33.4	When was the last time we did this? I want to say it was pre-COVID so it's at least two, maybe three years that I...
0:44.9	Barbara, my stepmom's in the other room and she said she wants you guys to know it was...
0:51.7	My wife wanted nothing to do with the podcast but the thing. Can't call the cat yelling from the other room. The very first question she yelled at...
0:57.7	I think it was in 1987 it was a Thursday. This is what it's like to work with your parents.
1:03.7	No it was that studio across from the soul. Right we had it the exact opposite. That was the last one.
1:07.7	Well we're not with that company anymore. We're no longer there. Who are we with now? We're with earwolf.
1:13.7	I love earwolf. I have all the trading cards. So for those of you listening or not listening or driving
1:20.7	and kind of listening that's the voice of my dad, Fred Schlesinger.
1:24.7	And my dad and my stepmom are in town to see my baby shrink frog, my baby pink frog.
1:31.7	Who I guess isn't pink anymore. For and we're doing a little Hanukkah party and I said let's do a podcast.
1:37.7	So I told Emily to kick rocks because three is a crowd and we're going to answer your questions.
1:42.7	Now none of you wrote in specific questions dad. There are no questions about tennis or 1960s trivia.
1:48.7	Okay. Okay. Or mafia films. It's a lot of wedding questions. I love what I was married three times.
1:54.7	I'm an expert on it. Not mafia films. Good fellows. Specifically. No, but I like mafia films.
1:59.7	Okay. Like what was the once upon a time in America, which is a story about Jewish mafia.
2:06.7	Very interesting. Robert De Niro.
2:08.7	Apihonika for all of you listening. Yes. People don't realize that there's like there's Jews and then there's like the tough Jews.
2:15.7	Like the mafia Jews and every family has like a scraggly branch like bends in that scraggly branch of like tough Jews.
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