Bears vs. Wild Animals | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 202

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert discuss which wild animals they could beat in a fight, getting spray tans, seeing Metallica in concert, donating to charity, Kevin Hart's accident, racing, what makes someone a real artist, Taryn Manning, Bert's new diet, and much more!

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0:00.0	This week on Two Bears One Cave.
0:02.2	You know that's the number one thing Google about me?
0:04.2	Is Berk Chrysler liver drainage?
0:05.7	Yeah.
0:06.7	And feathers go everywhere.
0:10.3	Every black eye looks jacked.
0:11.5	Every fucking black eye looks jacked.
0:13.1	100%.
0:19.0	Hey guys, brand new episode of Two Bears One Cave
0:22.2	right into this camera.
0:25.0	With the two skinniest comics in town.
0:27.0	Easily.
0:27.6	Start with it.
0:28.2	Go ahead and say it.
0:28.9	You said it earlier and out.
0:29.7	It means a lot to me.
0:33.1	You look great.
0:34.8	You look different.
0:36.0	It's good.
0:36.5	So when you were critiquing, when you would see me
0:39.0	and you go, ooh, like you weren't saying it as a dick,
0:42.0	you were saying that as a friend.
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