Bears, Open Carry, Salmon | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-16-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 136 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about bears in the woods, open carry laws, and man made salmon.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.8	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon
0:05.0	just before Friday, Monday morning podcast,
0:07.5	and I'm just checking in.
0:10.8	Checking in on you.
0:14.0	Oh, Jesus, what's going on?
0:16.1	How are ya?
0:18.7	Hope everything's good with you.
0:20.1	I have low-key become a Seattle Mariners fan.
0:24.9	Here the rhyme of the ancient mariner. That's what I would be playing before the games. Da-da-da-da-da-cha-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch- and they'd be like fucking like i don't know maybe like 800 over 55 year old guys white guys
0:40.2	with tribal tattoos. No, tribal tattoos was the 90s. With Budman tattoos flipping out. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da da da da the marina he da da da da the crew
0:55.8	Bada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
0:57.2	Anyway sorry um I missed the uh i watched last series they don't even give you a fucking
1:06.2	chance with the MLB playoffs with the cold weather coming
1:09.2	I was just stretching my legs thinking I missed game one.
1:12.7	It was already game three.
1:13.9	And the fucking Mariners,
1:17.1	the curse it lives on in his eyes.
1:23.5	Won the first two games in Toronto.
1:26.6	The second one, handily, absolutely destroyed him.
1:31.6	And I was like, holy shit.
1:33.7	The Mariners are on their way to the goddamn World Series.
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