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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

Bears Guide To Life | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 171

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.823.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer unite for another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! The bears talk about how Tom tried surfing, Bert embarrassing Tom in front of Tony Hawk, and embracing doing activities while touring. They discuss people that eat bad food while unhealthy, Testosterone replacement therapy, and how every dude should be getting their clothes tailored. They try to figure out how to make their fans live forever, where they would disappear after they retire from standup comedy, and talk about being really into cars.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Wait, what is Campari?

0:01.4

It is a la Cour.

0:02.4

And Spritz is just...

0:03.8

Spritz is the soda water.

0:05.6

It's kind of refreshing.

0:06.6

It's not that alcoholic. It's kind of...

0:08.4

It's good poolside drink.

0:11.4

It's a great poolside drink.

0:12.2

I know what's happening in Oslo!

0:13.9

Ha!

0:16.1

100%

0:22.4

Yeah, I use SPF 50, but I was still able to get a lot of color.

0:25.0

Oh, wow.

0:25.9

Um...

0:26.9

Wow!

0:28.3

Hey, guys, it's a new two bears with the two ratus surfers over 50.

0:35.2

You know what? Can I tell you?

0:36.4

Yeah.

0:39.9

You...

0:40.9

I'm really impressed by your surfing.

0:42.9

Are you being serious?

0:43.7

I'm being dead serious.

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