Dan Bernstein Unfiltered. Unfiltered on 312 Sports.

Happy Friday to you on Dan Bernstein Unfiltered, a 312 sports podcast. Today's episode brought to you in partnership with My Bookie.

I'm Dan Bernstein. That's our executive producer, Matt

about a cola. Hello. And indeed, as our dear late friend, Lynn Bramer used to say,

it's Friday. It is great to be alive. And I have to apologize to you. Not only you, Maddie,

because I am acutely overcaffeinated and I am also acutely over-garliked.

So I apologize. Oh, what did you eat? I made chicken Vesuvio last night. Oh, so minimum 30 cloves of

garlic. No, I had the four big cloves and then I chopped them all up and as I was putting it in because I browned the drumsticks. I only use, I like to use the drums. Yeah. And I browned them all off really well in the pan. I got all the good fond going in the pan and then I put in the wine up and fine is the little brown bits that stick to the bottom of the pan. Yeah. Yeah. You have to de-glaze with a little bit of white wine and that whole thing.

We put the potatoes in that are already done.

And then I'm like, all right, I got all this garlic chopped up. And I was about halfway through the garlic. I'm like, that's plenty of garlic. And you just threw it in. I just said, screw it. And I put all of it in. Whatever you do, you should always add at least two more cloves of garlic.

Okay.

Well, you would have been proud of me.

Yeah, good.

Are you still at a point where you cook... Whatever, whatever you do, you should always add at least two more cloves of garlic. Okay. Well, you would have been proud of me.

Yeah, good. Are you still at a point where you cook the dinner for yourself? Like it's like your solo dinner or? It's generally, yeah, I'm better. Because you cook things for the family. I'm going to bed earlier now. That's been a big part of my lifestyle change is I'm not keeping the hours I used to. I'm going to bed earlier.

What time you go to bed now?

Like around, I'll go up to bed usually around between 10 and 1030. And then I'll be on my phone for a little bit and I'll watch a couple of videos and then I put on sleep music. Okay. All right. So you're asleep by 11. Try to be. Where normally you were eating dinner by 11. Oh, yeah. Who knew? So now with the kids out of the house, Zoe's out of the house. Oh, Zoe's home. So are you cooking for Beth and Zoe and then your own dinner? No. Well, I told Zoe you can, you're on your own. Okay. You're old enough. I'm not, I'm not coming home and, and making you dinner every night. If I so happen to be making something for Beth and say, I'll just double it. If you want some, that's fine. Yeah. And half the time Beth is just going to eat ramen or have ice cream for dinner. And I'm just, you don't even cook dinner for Beth. I do if she asks. Yes. Yeah, if she says make me the pasta with the lemon and the arugula and the shallots, sure, it takes two seconds.

Because, like, also. dinner for Beth because I do if she asks yes yeah if she says make me the pasta with the lemon and the arugula and the shallots sure it takes two seconds because like old school was dinner for yourself late and then you cooked it so you're doing two dinners a night it's not that bad well I okay no I just told them I said I'm not doing this anymore I don't have to you guys are adults and I'm not treating it like children and that goes for the wife too all right So right. So you're over caffeinated on garlic coffee. I'm overcaffeinated. I'm over garlic. Damn it, I'm ready to rock. But it's not garlic coffee. It's just you're over caffeinated on. Although I keep getting ads for mushroom coffee and these weird powders that all of these I think rise or risen or I think Jesus made it. It's like yeah it's expensive

but it gets your chakras in line

like get off my that all of these duch bag bros. I think Jesus made it. It's like, yeah, it's expensive, but it gets your chakras in line.

Like, get off my phone. Like your sex stuff? Whatever. Get off my phone. I don't know what you're selling me. I don't know what you're selling me. What are you looking at the you? You're getting all the loan things and now mushroom coffee? That's on my phone. I'm getting texts from Venezuela saying that my...

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