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Bob & Sheri

Bear Meat in the Vending Machine (Airdate 4/17/2023)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Bob Was A House Servant.

This Day in History.

Morons in the News.

 

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Down the Rabbit Hole.

Fancy Feast.

 

Talkback Callers.

Small Plates.

Can You Believe This S***?

 

From the Vault.

Bob Learns How to Close a Bag of Chips.

 

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0:00.0

What's happening? Can someone tell me what's happening?

0:02.7

Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.

0:05.4

I'm all chucking up over here.

0:07.0

This guy's my hero.

0:29.4

And Sherry. Can I go too far in there? Did I talk too much? Did I ramble? Did I ramble? Now, from the Palatia Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. Oh, it's nice to be back in the saddle, my regular routine and not, you know, in a pickup truck with my husband and our bonus twins and driving across America.

0:35.4

So I went to see my mom, you know, because I've committed to seeing my mom every three months now.

0:39.3

She's really far away and she doesn't like to travel and I got to get to her. So I was out visiting my mom and my husband doesn't like to fly and she really wanted to see

0:45.1

him too. And here's how much she wanted to see him. So when I had called my mom about a month ago and

0:51.0

said, Mom, I can come see you the week of Easter week, like the week after Easter. My mom said, oh, that would be wonderful. Can Kevin come? And I said, he's going to come. And she said, that's even better. It was like, note it. Okay, check mark. Someone prefers Kevin. So Keb goes, I don't like to fly. Woman, I just don't like to fly.

1:12.5

I'm like, what do you mean? You don't like to fly. I don't like to fly. People, somebody's going to get into a fight on the plane and try to open the door or attack the pilot. I just, I don't want to fly. I hate it. Let's drive. I was like, you want to drive to you? You want to drive me to Utah? I goes, yeah, I'll drop you off at your mom's.

1:24.9

So that's what we did.

1:26.6

And we had many, many, many, many hours of conversation in the car. And one of the things we were talking about, I was telling Kev about an episode on researching for true weird stuff about past life regression. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's true or not. But if it is true, I know in my past life. Like, I did a lot of dangerous things. Like, I think I might have been like a sailor on an old-time sailing ship. Maybe I was a pirate. And I think maybe, you know, I was like a warrior. And I'm pretty sure I was like some sort of frontier wild west cowboy. I was like yeah I can see that I can see yeah I could see I see all of that for you and I've given it a lot of thought and I'm pretty sure that in my past life I was a large robust potato I do not have anyings of having been brave. I don't think I was ever

2:21.0

brave. I know for certain that I never did anything that was dangerous or uncomfortable. I definitely

2:29.3

was not royalty or wealthy or powerful. I think I might have been either a house cat or a potato

2:39.2

or the scullery wench in an enormous aristocratic household where all I did was scrub

2:47.0

a basement floor.

2:48.7

Like there's no part of me that feels that I was ever tough and rugged and

2:54.2

brave and willing to, like, be cold and wet and sleep on the ground. You know what I'm saying?

3:00.1

Like, do you ever think that about yourself? No, I mean, I'm thinking of it right now. What was I

3:07.0

previously? And to be honest with you, the best

3:10.5

thing that I can come up with was in Great Britain, I was a house servant. I was not one of the,

3:18.4

I was not the gardener out there. I was not the guy who was, you know, growing the crops for the,

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