Bear Meat in the Vending Machine (Airdate 4/17/2023)
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 17 April 2023
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Bob Was A House Servant.
This Day in History.
Morons in the News.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Down the Rabbit Hole.
Fancy Feast.
Talkback Callers.
Small Plates.
Can You Believe This S***?
From the Vault.
Bob Learns How to Close a Bag of Chips.
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| 0:00.0 | What's happening? Can someone tell me what's happening? |
| 0:02.7 | Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. |
| 0:05.4 | I'm all chucking up over here. |
| 0:07.0 | This guy's my hero. |
| 0:29.4 | And Sherry. Can I go too far in there? Did I talk too much? Did I ramble? Did I ramble? Now, from the Palatia Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. Oh, it's nice to be back in the saddle, my regular routine and not, you know, in a pickup truck with my husband and our bonus twins and driving across America. |
| 0:35.4 | So I went to see my mom, you know, because I've committed to seeing my mom every three months now. |
| 0:39.3 | She's really far away and she doesn't like to travel and I got to get to her. So I was out visiting my mom and my husband doesn't like to fly and she really wanted to see |
| 0:45.1 | him too. And here's how much she wanted to see him. So when I had called my mom about a month ago and |
| 0:51.0 | said, Mom, I can come see you the week of Easter week, like the week after Easter. My mom said, oh, that would be wonderful. Can Kevin come? And I said, he's going to come. And she said, that's even better. It was like, note it. Okay, check mark. Someone prefers Kevin. So Keb goes, I don't like to fly. Woman, I just don't like to fly. |
| 1:12.5 | I'm like, what do you mean? You don't like to fly. I don't like to fly. People, somebody's going to get into a fight on the plane and try to open the door or attack the pilot. I just, I don't want to fly. I hate it. Let's drive. I was like, you want to drive to you? You want to drive me to Utah? I goes, yeah, I'll drop you off at your mom's. |
| 1:24.9 | So that's what we did. |
| 1:26.6 | And we had many, many, many, many hours of conversation in the car. And one of the things we were talking about, I was telling Kev about an episode on researching for true weird stuff about past life regression. And he's like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know if that's true or not. But if it is true, I know in my past life. Like, I did a lot of dangerous things. Like, I think I might have been like a sailor on an old-time sailing ship. Maybe I was a pirate. And I think maybe, you know, I was like a warrior. And I'm pretty sure I was like some sort of frontier wild west cowboy. I was like yeah I can see that I can see yeah I could see I see all of that for you and I've given it a lot of thought and I'm pretty sure that in my past life I was a large robust potato I do not have anyings of having been brave. I don't think I was ever |
| 2:21.0 | brave. I know for certain that I never did anything that was dangerous or uncomfortable. I definitely |
| 2:29.3 | was not royalty or wealthy or powerful. I think I might have been either a house cat or a potato |
| 2:39.2 | or the scullery wench in an enormous aristocratic household where all I did was scrub |
| 2:47.0 | a basement floor. |
| 2:48.7 | Like there's no part of me that feels that I was ever tough and rugged and |
| 2:54.2 | brave and willing to, like, be cold and wet and sleep on the ground. You know what I'm saying? |
| 3:00.1 | Like, do you ever think that about yourself? No, I mean, I'm thinking of it right now. What was I |
| 3:07.0 | previously? And to be honest with you, the best |
| 3:10.5 | thing that I can come up with was in Great Britain, I was a house servant. I was not one of the, |
| 3:18.4 | I was not the gardener out there. I was not the guy who was, you know, growing the crops for the, |
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