You are now entering the Bad Christian Podcast.

All right, everybody. Come get a seat.

All right, everybody. I'm sorry. What's up, Buttheads?

Y'all come down here and sit in front of everybody.

Down here in the middle. This will be way better.

Even if you're on the stairs, if you wouldn't mind,

come down a little bit more. And when I say Buttheads,

I'm only referring to the listeners that are out there

and downloading the podcast. All you guys in the room here in Seattle,

you guys are our friends. So thank you guys for being here.

This is the first Bad Christian Podcast ever recorded live.

We're a little nervous about it, but thank you guys for being here.

We got a good show today. We're going to have music from Kings,

Kalitisco. We're going to have music from a vocal few.

We're going to have a big announcement tonight.

And we also, instead of, let me turn this down a little bit.

Toby told me to make this music really loud.

That's our sound guy. Hang on.

That's going to be better. Hang on.

Yeah. So we have a big announcement tonight.

And also, instead of having a guest like we normally do,

you, the audience here in Seattle tonight, will be our guest.

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